Dead or Alive

It has been exactly a month since I was stood up by The Wrestler. The running joke with several of my friends is that it is unthinkable that he stood me up because he didn’t like me, so of course the reason must be that he is dead. Well, I got the “Closed” e-harmony message today. When I opened up the message a little bit of the scab that covered my ego was pealed away. His picture was at the top of his message and the reason he gave for closing the match was that he “is taking a break from dating.” Ok, fair enough, but he took a break from dating me almost a month ago, a more timely and perhaps personal delivery of this message would have been much appreciated!